If you have girls there comes a point where they become seriously good value. Maybe because I never had a sister and my girls are now six and eight I am now entering into one of those happy phases of parenting where it is mostly a joy to be around them. They can now THANK YOU GOD spend hours and hours in lingerie, clothes and makeup shops helping me pick clothes, helping me pick out accesories and giving me an honest opinion on whether a silver glitter crop top makes me look like mutton dressed as lamb. Scarlett even said when I turned 39 on Sunday: "Why are you sad about it? I'd love to be 39." "Why?" "Because I wouldn't have to go to school." Ah bless her cotton socks.
At the moment I don't mind them using my makeup so long as they screw the lids back on. I love doing their nails. In fact I've become some kind of fashonista Dorian Grey. Although I grew up in the eighties even then I knew that white pastel lipstick wasn't that great and after a brief go at being a Psychobilly, Mod in dreary green anorak and monochrome tubeskirt freak I embraced the world of Whistles (overpriced designer labels) and Jigsaw (mid priced monochrome fashions). For years my fashion palette was black, brown and various shades of autumn leaves. I don't know what was I thinking, I looked like an old aged stylish pensioner. For God's sake until eight years ago my hair had been mostly mousy brown, peroxide orange or bright blonde but had never been flatteringly tinted with honey coloured highlights! In the last few years I have changed my politics - and by that I mean my colour politics - I have now segued heavily into wearing hot pink, bright blue, bright nail varnish etc. Maybe this is the influence of having girls? Having been so surrounded with girls and their princess dresses maybe this has permeated my subconscious. Whatever. I will not wear dreary middle aged clothing. As long as I avoid looking like Fergie or Dina Lohan I'm okay.
Lindsay you know another guy just asked if I was your sister!
Although my husband did get a bit narked the other day. He said "It's fine to be their friends but I draw the line at you being their sister." I take his point.
I think I will not get too carried away thinking I am a teenager because I am married. It inevitably becomes a train wreck if you are divorced, your daughters turn teenager and you start going to clubs with them, getting your nipples pierced or trying to Mrs Robinson their boyfriends.
How has having kids influenced your fashion sense? Did you become more girly girl with girls or do you find yourself choosing army fatigues over pink sweaters since you had boys?
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Not having daughters I can't really comment. But boys veer between horrible honesty "when's your big tummy going to go away mummy?" and letting you get away with any old sub Pat Butcher tat and making you feel like a princess in it "that's lovely and sparkly mummy, you look shiny".
After having kids my fashion sense has changed in that I have to wear clothes that are more flattering with my bigger boobs and hips -there is a limit to bootyliciousness.
Go easy on sharing the eye makeup: pinkeye!
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To be perfectly honest there's nothing in this piece for me, Emma.
I'm going to have to go with 'Anonymous' on this one...
Oh I love that you are friends with your daughters! As long as you are being mother as well, i dont think there is a problem with that boundary. Mind you I dont have kids so I really have no idea. Still I think its sweet and its just being involved in their lives!
Having two boys I can only say that I have noticed I play in the dirt more and bath less.
No wait. I was always like that.
Being brought up with two brothers the birth of my daughter, sandwiched in between two sons was brilliant. Daddy and daughter evenings ensued and she painted my nails, did my make up and we baked together. I was the funniest and coolest man on the planet until she "grew" up and became 11. I am now officially embarassing and cheesy Dad. I even ask my wife sometimes "that was funny wasn't it?" as my daughter huffs off into the distance.
You asked what Glasgow was like, I could be flippant and say read my blog, a personal response is much more satisfying.
Once one of the most important cities in the world, the second city of the Empire after London. It specialises in humour, stunning Victorian architecture from a city at that time that oozed confidence, great restaurants, great clubs (if your in your 20's or 30's and not an old fucker like me), an eye for fashion, fantastic free museums and an ability to laugh at itself and its present predicament.
Glaswegians are a proud species but often leave home to fulfill the talent that their Mother city has bestowed on them. We have welcomed into our bosom Jews, Irish, Italians, Chinese and more recently Indians and Pakistanis. These people have become fiercely Glaswegian as well and our City is all the better for it.
Home of two truly great British sporting institutions the football clubs (soccer clubs) of Rangers and Celtic. One of which is considerably greater than the other, read my blog for a clue!
Often ignored on the Tartan Shortbread Tin route, it really is a must see and regardless of what you might have read, you will not receive a warmer welcome anywhere else in Scotland. Will that do?
Ellen Arnison....feel quite jealous that your fashion misshaps will not be judged so harshly by your lovely boys who don't mind the Pat Butcher tat !
Some Chilean Woman...
Hey now you're boobylicious so wear them with pride!
xl...
lol there's something so funny about kids putting on makeup - it looks so bad and like a clown and makes me laugh.
fingers...
darling I cannot always touch your g-spot but like anon says "piracy affects porn but it's still a winner during the crunch". I will certainly light a few candles for the porn performers who are out of a job and hope they find a new opening soon.
Style Seduction...
I am grateful for daughters as I would not really know how to entertain boys as I am not much of a footie fan and don't enjoy playing XBox either.
Steve...
You are lucky you don't have girls or you might have gone to work one day wearing red glittery Dorothy shoes and a gingham apron!
Gaz in Glasgow...
Daddy and daughter evenings ensued and she painted my nails, did my make up and we baked together.
OMG that is so adorable!!
you will not receive a warmer welcome anywhere else in Scotland. Will that do?
All right you have sold me on it. Or maybe it was just the mention of Shortbread. YUM.
Having only boys the only clothing comments I get are grunts. I need to borrow a girl to save me from muttondom.
fashionable pensioner? I hope you didn't have one of those fishing vests. The one with a million pockets to store hooks and worms. Brrr...
Sadly, my daughter is better dressed than me, thanks to her very generous and fashionable grandma. That's gotta change. Off shopping now!
Weird... I have just had the honey highlights done and have resolved to wear more red. But no daughters. I do though have a 'Mrs Robinson' best friend.
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scarlet blue...that is uncanny. Too much oestrogen in the water or mebbee you are preggers with a tiny scarlet blue? lol
metropolitan mum....no not quite that severe..I never had a fishing vest. No, but I did wear a lot of knitted baggy cardigans from Monsoon! Why? when I was thin as a reed and could have worn white hot pants and gone rollerskating and generally been a walking talking tampon advert?
"For years my fashion palette was black, brown and various shades of autumn leaves. I don't know what was I thinking, I looked like an old aged stylish pensioner."
-haha... like me! but i have been dressing like a pensioner for years :-P
Fashionista Dorian Grey? LOL love it!
And having a 4-year-old boy I can vouch for Ellen's comment. The 'mummy you look beautiful' days are heart-swelling. But the honesty can be truly brutal.
'What are those spots on your face mummy?' mine asked the other day (referring to a sprinkling of teeny moles, not actual zits). 'Is that chicken pox mummy?'
Pink is such a beautiful colour on a sex toy in fact most women prefer it to be pink. We have some nice pink models at www.hotgvibe.com .
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